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Ankh-Morpork, city of a thousand intersting smells, even if you aren't a Werewolf. Notice the lovely River Ankh sluggishly making its way through half the the city.

Over there is Sator Square and Unseen Univesity.

There the Patrician's palace, at the end of Broad Way.

If you hear someone crying out, just keep on walking. Suicide is a popular way to die here. The murder rates, however, are quite low.

If you want a drink, try The Bunch of Grapes in Easy Street or The Bucket in Gleam Street (but only if you don't mind coppers and are a quiet drinker). Don't try The Mended Drum unless you're very brave or stupid. It's easy to commit suicide there. Troll and dwarf bars litter the city as well. And for the undead there's Biers, where everyone knows your shape.

Hungry? Avoid Dibbler and his sausages. Trust us, you don't want to know. Instead, try Curry Gardens or Mundane Meals if you're in the mood for Klatchian. Gimlet's Delicatessen has the best rat in the city, or check out his newly opened Yo Rat! For dwarf bread, visit Ironcrust's Bakery (T' Bread Wi' T' Edge!). Harga's House of Ribs is always enjoyable. Or, if you're looking for something swanky, try Le Foie Heureux. They have a seperate waiter for the mustards. Be sure to order a knife for stabbing murderous bastards if you feel you'll need one.

You can find anything in the Street of Cunning Artificers. Even if no one makes it yet, just ask around.

If you're looking for... entertainment, try The Pink PussyCat Club or The Skunk Club in Brewer Street. If you want something more... physical, visit Mrs. Palm's House of Negotiable Affection. Or the Blue Cat Club. Because, you know, unnatural acts are only natural.


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